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Offline ARMAN

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Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« on: 14-Dec-2007, 09:15:25 »
...oh no wait... its a box on wheels for posers :rofl:





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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #1 on: 14-Dec-2007, 09:32:15 »
Oh man the first one is funny! :lol: The last one I can understand, it would require a snow mobile to move in that snow. Thanks Arman!
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #2 on: 14-Dec-2007, 11:50:35 »
It's as bad doing offroad as it is on normal roads... such a useless car!! :roll: :bad:

Well, I'm sure 90% of the Hummers sold will never go offroad anyway...
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #3 on: 14-Dec-2007, 13:37:19 »
lol contrary to its "bling only" image, the hummer (any hummer) will go over terrain that would stop a Land Rover Defender
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #4 on: 14-Dec-2007, 14:12:02 »
Hahahaha. WOW, what great offroading abilities. :P Such a pointless car, whenever I see one on the street I think "how small must the drivers dick be to need something like that to compensate."

Seriously useless piece of...
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #5 on: 16-Dec-2007, 07:44:32 »
Quote from: mrmojo77 on 14-Dec-2007, 09:32:15
Oh man the first one is funny! :lol: The last one I can understand, it would require a snow mobile to move in that snow. Thanks Arman!

no it would just require a REAL hummer, the H1!!

seen the first 2 vids before and I love the first one!!
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #6 on: 16-Dec-2007, 09:28:42 »
Quote from: Ronin005 on 16-Dec-2007, 07:44:32
no it would just require a REAL hummer, the H1!!

seen the first 2 vids before and I love the first one!!


It doesn't help to have a real hummer if there's knee deep snow. We got big 6wd trucks stuck in snow in the army. Snowmobile or this http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisu_NA-110 and you'll get moving :D
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #7 on: 16-Dec-2007, 09:47:21 »
Quote from: mrmojo77 on 16-Dec-2007, 09:28:42
It doesn't help to have a real hummer if there's knee deep snow. We got big 6wd trucks stuck in snow in the army. Snowmobile or this http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisu_NA-110 and you'll get moving :D


well the H1 if I recall weighs in at 7500lbs, should help with some traction. And you can inflate and deflate the tires from within to help with traction and what not. Not sure if the h2 or h3 have that option.

But yeah im sure you can still get a H1 stuck.
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #8 on: 16-Dec-2007, 10:20:00 »
Quote from: Ronin005 on 16-Dec-2007, 09:47:21
well the H1 if I recall weighs in at 7500lbs, should help with some traction. And you can inflate and deflate the tires from within to help with traction and what not. Not sure if the h2 or h3 have that option. 

Yeah and all those options will come in handy when you're in a Desert in Iraq, but what's it gonna help on the streets of LA, where most Hummers end up? :D Do you know if the road version of the H1 has those options as well?

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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #9 on: 16-Dec-2007, 10:26:04 »
Quote from: insane on 16-Dec-2007, 10:20:00
Yeah and all those options will come in handy when you're in a Desert in Iraq, but what's it gonna help on the streets of LA, where most Hummers end up? :D Do you know if the road version of the H1 has those options as well?



yeah, the H1 civilian version should still have those options.
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #10 on: 16-Dec-2007, 14:47:56 »
Quote from: Ronin005 on 16-Dec-2007, 09:47:21
well the H1 if I recall weighs in at 7500lbs, should help with some traction. And you can inflate and deflate the tires from within to help with traction and what not. Not sure if the h2 or h3 have that option.
There is one H1 in my town, the owner got a big ticket from traffic police for it. According to the belgian law you need a truckdriverslicense for any vehicle that is over 3.5T, he didn't have one... That'll be €1500 and 1.5month without license for him...
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #11 on: 16-Dec-2007, 15:44:12 »
Quote from: Thamar on 16-Dec-2007, 14:47:56
There is one H1 in my town, the owner got a big ticket from traffic police for it. According to the belgian law you need a truckdriverslicense for any vehicle that is over 3.5T, he didn't have one... That'll be €1500 and 1.5month without license for him...

LOL....that's pretty harsh, but why get one in the first place. :P There's an H1 just near where I live. Whenever I see it going around I think how impractical and uncomfortable it must be to drive in the city.
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #12 on: 16-Dec-2007, 16:22:29 »
Quote from: Thamar on 16-Dec-2007, 14:47:56
There is one H1 in my town, the owner got a big ticket from traffic police for it. According to the belgian law you need a truckdriverslicense for any vehicle that is over 3.5T, he didn't have one... That'll be €1500 and 1.5month without license for him...


 :lol: :lol:

The H1 is one and only cool Hummer. This is one I spotted in Monaco... absolutely SUBZERO with those massive wheels LOL!

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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #13 on: 16-Dec-2007, 21:00:43 »
Quote from: Thamar on 16-Dec-2007, 14:47:56
There is one H1 in my town, the owner got a big ticket from traffic police for it. According to the belgian law you need a truckdriverslicense for any vehicle that is over 3.5T, he didn't have one... That'll be €1500 and 1.5month without license for him...

what, thats insane!! if the law says that, then how could the dealer sell the Hummer to the guy if the guy doesnt have the license for it??
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #14 on: 16-Dec-2007, 21:12:29 »
Quote from: Ronin005 on 16-Dec-2007, 21:00:43
what, thats insane!! if the law says that, then how could the dealer sell the Hummer to the guy if the guy doesnt have the license for it??

Why not? I mean, the fact that you don't have a license shouldn't prohibit the fact that you can buy a car. What if you want to buy one for your son or something, but you don't drive yourself?
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #15 on: 16-Dec-2007, 21:15:02 »
The guy does in second hand american jeeps and pickups, that makes it even more funny :D
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #16 on: 16-Dec-2007, 21:26:56 »
Quote from: insane on 16-Dec-2007, 21:12:29
Why not? I mean, the fact that you don't have a license shouldn't prohibit the fact that you can buy a car. What if you want to buy one for your son or something, but you don't drive yourself?

well that might be one thing a gift, but if you do not have the license to drive that particular vechile then you should not be allowed to drive it and I am sure he drove it from the dealer.

kinda like if you want to buy a gun you need a gun permit.
heck if you buy a car from a dealer you need a license period, thats all.

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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #17 on: 16-Dec-2007, 21:31:37 »
They don't check if you have a license, in BE only a policeman can check your ID/license...
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #18 on: 16-Dec-2007, 21:37:05 »
Quote from: Thamar on 16-Dec-2007, 21:31:37
They don't check if you have a license, in BE only a policeman can check your ID/license...

Exactly. I don't think there's such a thing as a car owning permit...in a democratic country at least.
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Re: Hammer - a real 4x4 for real man
« Reply #19 on: 16-Dec-2007, 22:08:43 »
I'd like to have one, but they are too expensive in Germany. We have 2 Grand Cherokee and 1 Cherokee in our company that's also very nice.
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